Nascar, You Suck.

There’s two types of rednecks in this world. One, the simple farming man who provides for his family of four, his golden retriever and all of his livestock. The other? A 320 pound, beer toting, thick mustache-having, loud drunk who enjoys watching cars make countless left turns while letting out a loud, “Yeeeeeeee dawgy!”

The latter was seen in Vegas this past weekend at the 2017 Monster Energy Nascar Cap Series while yelling and spilling his Budweiser while watching a fight between Kyle Busch and Joey Logano.

I don’t know a lot about Nascar or Nascar etiquette but Kyle Busch must be regarded as “the biggest pussy this side of the Mississippi” by Nascar rednecks.

In the second to last lap of the race it looked like Joey Logano bumped Kyle Busch’s car which practically totaled Busch’s car. If you’re going to a Nascar race, isn’t the sole purpose you go is to watch a catstrophe, a multi-car wreck that sets drivers on fire, jumping out of their 4×4 windows with no doors?

Well, Busch took exception to Logano’s move and seeked him out of the crowd to give him a piece of his mind. In the process, Busch had his has set on the ground by Logano’s wingmen, suffered a cut above the brow and had a post-race interview while he was bleeding profusely, sounding like a little bitch.

All Logano said when asked if any punches landed as, “Not on me, brother!”

Wow, I hate Nascar.


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